Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Warhammer Experiment X: My Equinox list....

Well here it is....  I'd have to say that Antony was the "warmest" from the numerous speculators.

Grey seer - Screaming bell, power scroll, fencers blades, skalm - 540
Chieftain, Battle Standard. Great weapon 74
Warlock engineer, lvl1, dispel scroll - 90
Warlock engineer, lvl1, doom rocket - 95
Assassin - sword of anti-heroes, other tricksters shard, dragon bane gem. 170
Assassin - weeping blade, potion of strength. 170
35 storm vermin, full command. Storm banner. doom flyer, 375
40 skaven slaves, musician, paw leader - 86
40 skaven slaves, musician, paw leader - 86
41 skaven slaves, musician, 84
5 giant rats 1 pack leader - 23
5 giant rats 1 pack leader - 23
2 rat swarms 50
2 rat swarms 50
8 gutter runners, poison and slings - 144
Warp lighting cannon – 90
Hell Pit Abomination, Warpstone spikes – 250

Can any arsehole take Skaven and podium?  Lets find out.

Firstly I'd just like to add that I have never taken command of a Skaven army before, and I have only ever played against Skaven twice....once against Luke Brimblecombe and once against Henry Poor (both garage games).  Furthermore, I do not plan to have any practise games between now and the tournament, thus not modifying the component of "any arsehole take Skaven and podium"...this experiment will be valid and reliable.

Will there be tears or will it be something like this....?

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

Monday, 4 March 2013